Just One Yesterday - Fall Out Boy
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if heaven’s grief brings hell’s rain
then i’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday
(i know i’m bad news)
for just one yesterday
(i saved it all for you)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via tigees)
- sweden's host: hello lena!
- graham norton: UGH
- graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
- graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
- germany's host: we're having so much fun!
- graham norton: speak for yourself lena
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goose
(via danirawrus)
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(via du-bist-im-labyrinth)
oh god here’s Britain
We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision
OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
(via du-bist-im-labyrinth)
I have never laughed as much while playing Assassin’s Creed
(via fuckyeaassassinscreed)
Beauty of the Universe II - Colors
(via what-a-dork)
